i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
