Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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