yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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