You work out of a Hotel?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So vagazzling was a success
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