my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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