He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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