So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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