He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
