Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
