I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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