Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
