She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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