I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
