I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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