I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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