ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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