Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
