just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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