Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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