Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Even my vagina gasped.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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