My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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