why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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