ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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