Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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