I don't think brook has ever known best
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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