It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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