More tranny stories later!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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