Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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