Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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