Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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