We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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