i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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