this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
