Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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