if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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