Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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