i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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