I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
