so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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