Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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