why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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