i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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