Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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