i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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