Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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