that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
