It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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