so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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