Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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