did you get engaged???
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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