Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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