Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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