Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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