i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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