Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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