remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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