This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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