I don't think brook has ever known best
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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