My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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