if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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